The Books
One Potato Review
Hoarder therapy and ontological motherlode. Crabtree loses his false teeth and needs to get suddenly organizing his epic household clutter. Some highlights: oily doilies, pork on a spoon, falafel with a tall waffle, decoy ducks (along with spare eyeballs), Gilligan hat, hat for making scrambled eggs, coats of armor and armoires of coats, parking meters and ceramic clowns, a Speedo, a scallop, a seal stamp – everything sortable by one category or another. There’s Food. The Letter S. Yellow Things, and Yapping Dogs. There’s even a heading called I Don’t Know What These Things Are. Witty and weirdly absorbing. If you’re going to be pointing and naming, you may as well be having a blast.