One Potato Review

Forget about giving pigs a pancake. Try giving them a parade. “Perhaps they consider majorette uniforms unflattering. Nonsense. Everybody looks sharp in a majorette uniform, even pigs (especially pigs?). But when you try explaining that to them, they just look at you like you are speaking a language they do not understand.” With sad country music ballads, and inappropriate snuffling. Crowd-pleasing stick-in-the-muds, if that is possible. Hilarious.